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Quotes
« on: February 26, 2010, 01:55:27 AM »
This is for quotes by or about people on the cycling team that are worth hearing.


Ryland: I know a lot of people that I am not friends with on facebook.
Frank: Like who?
Ryland: Megan, Campbell...
Frank: So, newer female members?
Ryland: ...Rigo
Frank: Well there goes my theory.  Rigo's been on the team longer than either of us.
Ryland: Yeah, and he is more man that most men.
I could be wrong.
I am, in fact, Worried Groundhog.

mike_scott

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2010, 10:44:39 AM »
Mike:  Ricardo, you have to make me a burrito.

Ricardo:  Carbon. 
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2010, 10:45:00 AM »
Me: Jackie, you're like a cactus, kind of rough on the outside but with many endearing qualities on the inside.
Jackie: Are you saying I retain water?
Ryland: Some guys like bloated woman

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2010, 12:46:14 PM »
Ricardo:Got 'em
Adam:Got 'em
Stephen:Got 'em
Carmi:Got 'em
Adam:Got 'em
Adam:Got 'em
Stephen:Got 'em

(took less than 3 seconds to occur)
Just Hazlo.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2010, 04:26:14 PM »
"oh my tits."

             -Ricardo
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2010, 07:39:27 PM »
"who wants a hotdog?" - brendan
"allriigghhtttt" - jamie
"(I'm, we're) gunna shit all over this" - mtb team
many many more
im too drunk, to taste this chicken

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2010, 01:58:17 AM »
"woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow...debatable"
-jamie

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2010, 09:41:02 PM »
There are at least 2 quotes on here that are originally Laceyisms, and not credited as such.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2010, 02:58:18 AM »
"Laceyisms"

~Frank
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2010, 02:23:26 PM »
B-Team.  Roll out!
-Jamie

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2010, 11:38:12 PM »
Me: Jackie, you're like a cactus, kind of rough on the outside but with many endearing qualities on the inside.
Jackie: Are you saying I retain water?
Ryland: Some guys like bloated woman

I am so in love with this.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2010, 12:40:36 AM »
Miguel: Is it true that Red cranks are less stiff than Dura-Ace?
Hans: They've both tested very well.
Rigo: I can honestly say that in my entire life I've never had any issues with a lack of stiffness.
At least 15% of what I say is true.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2010, 12:58:27 AM »
Not yet grandpa, HA
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2010, 01:22:35 AM »
There are a bunch of quotes that are worth hearing but are inappropriate so I will just keep them in my heart
Just Hazlo.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2010, 01:55:19 AM »
This is the internet, dude.  Nothing is inappropriate.
I could be wrong.
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