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« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2010, 04:31:21 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2010, 09:21:07 PM »
Also, context, context, context..

true.   the people punching them jokingly quote was actually about butts
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« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2010, 06:44:48 PM »
speedy: "you left your hazard lights on?"
ryan: "its an emergency"
note that this was during the team photo. hahaha
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« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2010, 11:34:41 PM »
"I like it when people touch me"

-Jackie L.
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« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2010, 09:26:04 AM »
"I like it when people touch me"

-Jackie L.
thanks jamie.... thats not awkward at all...  :P

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« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2010, 12:41:23 PM »
Rigo:  I always thought it would be interesting to censor words with other words.  For example, replace the words someone think my burn out their child's eyes with something like nunchucks. Of course, that may yield some confusion in certain circumstances, for example in an adult film centered around ninjas.
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« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2010, 01:14:38 PM »
"Would you like some throbbing sausage?"

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« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2010, 01:33:45 PM »
Billy Lewis: I am excited to use chamois butter with these tights, although I've heard mayonnaise works just as well.
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« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2010, 05:30:47 PM »
Billy Lewis: I am excited to use chamois butter with these tights, although I've heard mayonnaise works just as well.

What about the bread
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« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2010, 07:10:38 PM »
Plenty of salame, at least.












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« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2010, 09:01:39 PM »
Jackie: aww crap i lost rogers gloves  :-\....meg, have you seen them?
Meg: no sorrry..

Jackie: hey campbell, have you seen rogers gloves?
campbell: no sorry.... have you looked everywhere?
jackie: yeah, my car was a cluster eff this weekend....
campbell: look in your jersey pockets.. i always leave them there
jackie: hmmmm... OH DAMM there they are!!!

roger i know you dont have a phone (get with the times dude), but i have em. theyre covered in sweat and cooties.. so i was wondering how i could reach you and get em back...?

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« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2010, 11:20:06 PM »
ok i guess that post was just funny to me...

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« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2010, 11:27:46 PM »
Hahaha it's ok JLiu,

ok i guess that post was just funny to us...
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« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2010, 12:47:47 AM »
Ricardo: (squeezes my arm) "Damn fool. Why don't you go hit the weight room?"

Adam: Cuz I don't like waiting.
I told her I'm trying to eat out, so what are we going to dinner for?

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« Reply #44 on: April 27, 2010, 09:32:50 AM »
Ricardo: (squeezes my arm) "Damn fool. Why don't you go hit the weight room?"

Adam: Cuz I don't like waiting.

BAHAHAHAHA!
You know what they say about good stuff...ain't nothing better than good stuff.