Jackie: aww crap i lost rogers gloves

....meg, have you seen them?
Meg: no sorrry..
Jackie: hey campbell, have you seen rogers gloves?
campbell: no sorry.... have you looked everywhere?
jackie: yeah, my car was a cluster eff this weekend....
campbell: look in your jersey pockets.. i always leave them there
jackie: hmmmm... OH DAMM there they are!!!
roger i know you dont have a phone (get with the times dude), but i have em. theyre covered in sweat and cooties.. so i was wondering how i could reach you and get em back...?